Tuesday, June 19, 2018

My Mannequin-Husband

(Sherman Oaks) SJG Productions is pleased, and maybe a little disturbed, to announce an upcoming rom-com called "My Mannequin-Husband," about a little Southern gal who falls madly, insanely, over-possessively in love with a boy mannequin in a discount store. "He's my boyfriend-husband!" she declares. "Daddy says stop flirting with the mannequin!" her mother says. In an exclusive interview with the award-losing "That's Show Biz," the SJG shared her excitement. "Let me just say that 'My Mannequin-Husband' will be my production company's first exploration into a non-Jewish arranged marriage. We think it breaks new ground, as we follow the little Southern gal into adulthood, and track her disappointment when she quickly discovers that no one can compare to her first mannequin boyfriend. Her biggest complaint about the non-mannequin guys: Why do they have to talk? Finally, she hires a private detective to find her childhood mannequin-boyfriend, and well, as you can imagine, hijinks and hilarity ensue. 'He's shacked up with a mannequin girlfriend,' the detective informs her. The news doesn't go over well. After a brief stint in the loony bin, she sets her heart on winning him back." Coming soon to your nearest SJG Cineplex, where bagels and lox come with the ticket. Here's just a snippet of the fun that's in store. Double click for full dysfunction. 

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