Lost & Found

One Sunday, little Rachel and her bubbe go to the crowded mall to buy a present for Rachel. Unfortunately, while shopping, Rachel gets separated from her bubbe and immediately starts to cry. A security guard sees the sobbing little girl and takes her to the lost-and-found office. 

When they ask Rachel for her name, she replies, "Shana Punim Kina Hora Poo Poo Poo." 

So they again ask her for her name and she replies, "My name is Shana Punim Kina Hora Poo Poo Poo." 

So the office puts out the following message over the loud speaker:

"We have in our lost-and-found office a cute brown eyed, blond haired little girl who has lost her grandmother. If you are that grandmother, please come and claim your granddaughter, Shana Punim Kina Hora Poo Poo Poo." 

Five bubbes immediately come running to claim her.

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