If You've Got Money...

... You can travel.

As everyone knows, if you've got money, you can travel. In this era of Air BNB, they'll pretty much let in anyone with a credit card that hasn't been hacked, so with that in mind, listen up, nice people. If you're schlepping to Sherman Oaks, and why wouldn't you, it's got plenty of parking spots, consider Casa de SJG, one of the S.O.'s most popular hangs not exactly on the rental market, but the owners charge on a sliding scale, depending on how many mitzvahs you're willing to perform in their honor, and your ability to cough up your tax returns for the last 25 years. Located in the scenic, resurfaced flats of the San Fernando Valley, this palatial estate sits on a concrete foundation that has occasionally caused epic leaks and major tsuris for the SJG and the man she calls longtime hubby. Surrounded by the 101 and the 405, this cozy manse offers a private swimming pool built back in the 50s when every pool looked exactly the same, and this pool is no exception. But it's got water, so what else do you need? Not to brag, but the beautiful property has turned up in many TV shows, coincidentally produced by the SJG's rapidly shrinking television empire. Look for the kitchen in "The Meschugganah Mrs. Mensch," and the laundry room in "One More Load Before I Drop Dead." Yes, Casa de SJG is the vacation home for you, as long as you don't mind the residents sharing the fridge, the TV, the sofas, the bathroom facilities, and everything outdoors. "It's our house, after all," says the SJG. "Why should we leave? We live here."