Multiple Choice

A Saturday morning quiz. The teacher will take you out for ice cream if you get the correct answer. Who sent the following braggy email to a close personal friend?

"Exciting news. I'm finally potty-trained. No more embarrassing leaks."

a. A proud, tech-savvy toddler.

b. A proud, tech-savvy puppy.

c. A silly, Short Jewish blogger.

If you answered "a," no ice cream for you.
If you answered "b," you're getting warmer.
If you answered "c," you know me too well.