Hysterias & Posteriors

 

"Best friends graduated from medical and graduate school at the same time and decided that, in spite of the different specialties, they would open a practice together. Dr. Smith was the Psychologist and Dr. Jones was the Proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and  insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable. Again they changed the sign: Catatonics  and High Colonics - no go. Next, they  tried: Manic  Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again. Then came: Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in: Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So, they tried: Analysis and Anal Cysts - not a chance. Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends. Everyone loved it!" --  from a British humor website, courtesy of close friend and neighbor Cheryl.