Night, Night, TV

As we put our adorable Apple TV 4K to sleepy-bye, we found ourselves taking a sweet schlep down memory lane. It went something like this:

"Goodnight, Apple TV."
"Goodnight, remote."
"Goodnight, cow jumping over Netflix."
"That makes no sense."
"Hush. Apple TV's trying to go night night."
"Sorry."
"Where was I?"
"Goodnight something."
"Goodnight, Grace & Frankie."
"Goodnight, ladies."
"Goodnight, Slim Shady."
"You've jumped the shark."
"Shush. You'll wake the TV."
"Hurry up. I think there's a game on."
"Goodnight, moon, goodnight, room."
"Enough already with the goodnights."
"I'm almost done."
"Thank God."
"Goodnight chair... goodnight air, goodnight hubbies everywhere."