Two Women Talking

Hetty and Hannah hadn’t seen each other for some time when they bumped into each other in Sherman Oaks. As they sat down for coffee, Hannah asked, "So Hetty, how is your grandson, the proctologist, doing?"
"My grandson is no longer a proctologist, Hannah. He decided to become a dentist instead."
"A dentist! Why the change in career?"
"Business is business, Hannah. Let's face it, everyone starts off with 32 teeth but have you ever heard of anybody who has more than one tuchas?"

The following was overheard at a recent party:
"My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," Christine said. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your family go?"
"I don't know," Miriam said. "All of our records were lost in the flood."

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