SJG Passover Dress

Good for all body types!

The Short Jewish Gal has done it again! The Duchess of Sherman Oaks caused a big fuss in Gelson's this week as she strolled the aisles in her matzoh-themed dress, part of her just-launched SJG Holiday Outfits for the Rapidly Aging, Under 5' 2" Gal. Word quickly spread from Shank Bones to Horseradish that the SJG's matzoh dress was available online and a mini-riot broke out in Get-Your-Gefilte. The unleavened gown sold out before the SJG even got back to her palatial estate. But don't let that plague you, nice people. The SJG plans to re-stock before your second seder. If you're highly gifted, or at the very least smartish, you'll place your orders in the next five minutes, so you can welcome Elijah with style.
(4-18-16)