Sleep Blogging

(Sherman Oaks) History was made today when the Short Jewish Gal, the annually shrinking, self-proclaimed blogging maven who suffers deeply from Daylight Saving Time (that's right, people, it's Saving singular, not Savings plural) attempted to write her morning dose of silliness while asleep. Even though her entry makes no sense and won't solve anything, we at the Institute for Sleep Productivity applaud her effort, and thank her for the nice warm kugel she left on the counter for our research team. The SJG sleep blog started off fairly promising: "This cloud is such a stupid dance floor. Catch me, Hugh Jackman." A long string of incoherent swearwords followed, half-Yiddish, half-god-knows-what, but at least she ended on an upbeat, philanthropic note: "I pledge a thousand dollars."