1. Question my existence.
2. Tell myself to stop that.
3. Follow Sir Blakey's example.
4. Tell myself that peeing outside is undignified.
5. Go to Gelson's.
7. What peace?
8. Watch MSNBC.
9. Get very depressed.
10. Go to Gelson's.
Thursday, March 8, 2018
What To Do When You Have Nothing To Do
Now and then, I long for a day when I have nothing to do. A day like today. I have absolutely nothing to do. But instead of rejoicing, I find myself overthinking my options. Here are a few possibilities I'm simultaneously considering and rejecting on this do-nothing day:
1. Question my existence.
2. Tell myself to stop that.
3. Follow Sir Blakey's example.
4. Tell myself that peeing outside is undignified.
5. Go to Gelson's.
6. Disturb the peace.
7. What peace?
8. Watch MSNBC.
9. Get very depressed.
10. Go to Gelson's.
1. Question my existence.
2. Tell myself to stop that.
3. Follow Sir Blakey's example.
4. Tell myself that peeing outside is undignified.
5. Go to Gelson's.
7. What peace?
8. Watch MSNBC.
9. Get very depressed.
10. Go to Gelson's.
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Crawl back into bed with a good book.
ReplyDeleteI went to Gelson's, my homeland, and felt better about my life. I made linguine in clams for hubby. I'm ready to take on Friday.
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