The Kvetchorcist

(Sherman Oaks) SJG Productions announces pre-production on a new movie called "The Kvetchorcist," the horrifying true life story of the Short Jewish Gal and her ongoing attempt to rid herself of debilitating kvetchiness. In an exclusive interview at her palatial estate, she gave away most of the movie. "A nice middle class family grows concerned when their short daughter starts kvetching in tongues, complaining non-stop about this and that, spewing matzoh ball soup at visitors while her head spins like a dreidel. Finally, Rabbi Mordecai, renowned Kvetchorcist catering to the good parts of Sherman Oaks, pays a visit and performs an ancient kvetchorcism on the adolescent SJG. Sadly, it doesn't quite take, because she's still actively kvetching, but it'll make a great movie, don't you think, and lead to many profitable sequels."