Monday, March 28, 2011

Good Advice

Dear SJG,
Every time I see a photo of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson together, my instant reaction is, 'Yuck," followed by, "Big Mistake."  Does that make me a judgmental bitch, or a concerned gal who predicts heartbreak and public humiliation for Scarlett?
Sincerely,
Judgy in Sherman Oaks


Dear Judgy,
It makes you wise beyond your years.
You're welcome,
The SJG

Dear SJG,
Before my son returned to college on Sunday, he made a pit stop at In N Out and spent the remainder of his tuition.  Should I send him more money?
Sincerely,
Fretting in Sherman Oaks

Dear Fretting,
Only if you don't mind him spending it.
You're welcome,
The SJG

4 comments:

  1. Dear SJG,

    Thank you for putting in a good word with the powers that be. It's been a whole week without Charlie Sheen stealing headlines. Now if you could please do something about Chris Brown we'd be set.

    Signed, Brother from the same Mother

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  2. Bro, Charlie Sheen did break his silence today with a nasty Tweet about Denise.

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