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| Look out for the dog bone! |
Dear SJG,
I'm seriously considering taking my pooch to court, after I went boom in the kitchen, on an account of his dumb ol' doggy bone. One minute I was up, the next I was down. Splat! I'm pretty sure he left it on the floor, just to eff with me. If Mr. Don't-Look-At-Me doesn't apologize by this afternoon, I plan to take action. Can you recommend a good attorney?
Thanks,
Klutzy in Sherman Oaks
Dear Klutzy,
I hear the law firm of Barker, Barker & Woofstein is excellent.
You're welcome,
the SJG
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| Oh, so it's my fault? |
I live in constant fear that my sweet little 'Lucky' dog will accidentally leave one of his chew bones underfoot. Whooooops!
ReplyDeleteGlad you're okay. Bad Dusty Boy! Oh who's a cute good boy?
spanky spank
ReplyDeleteBones, not so much. The "tug" (rope with the big knots on it) is going to bring me down in a bad way someday.
ReplyDeleteLook out for @#$%!!!!
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