Some crazy dude on TV keeps ranting about tiger blood, fire-breathing fists and healing himself in an hour. He lives in a big mansion and has lots of cars. Does the newly-formed SJG Internet Dating Service have this man in its octagon? I'm dying to become his third goddess. Can you arrange?
Just curious,
Witchy
Dear Witchy,
No eff'n way.
You're welcome,
the SJG
And we all remember Charlie Sheen's favorite 1990s Dating Service don't we? Something like www.HeidiFleiss.com
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