Self-Talk

Thor, my new life coach/ass-kicker, has given me homework.  He wants me to pay attention to how I talk to myself and tweak my dialogue, accordingly.  Turn "I can't" into "Oh, I sure as eff can."  Change "What if" into "So eff'n what, bitch?"   Switch "I'm not feeling it" into "I'm sooooooo eff'n feeling it!"  Thor wants me to curse like a trucker while retaining my ladylike ways.  The SJG can so eff'n do that.  Thanks, Thor.  You're a game-changer.