Top Ten Packing Tips

1. Write strange notes to yourself, leave them around the house.
2.  "Rct!"  "Brla!"  "Cgrs!"
3.  Ask hubby if he can decipher your notes. 
4.  Make new packing list, one you can understand.
5.  Walk around saying, "Where the eff did I leave my list?"
6.  Wing it without list.
7.  Yell, "I hate to pack."
8.  Dump entire wardrobe in suitcase.
9.  Weep when zipper won't close. 
10. Cancel trip.