Friday, May 6, 2016

It's Never Enough

A classic joke for you, pre-Mother's Day. Told and re-told in many ways, but always with the best punchline ever:

A Jewish Grandmother loses her grandson at the beach when a tidal wave sweeps him away into the depths of the ocean.

The Grandmother immediately bows to her knees in the sand and prays to God for the return of her grandson. "Please God, I have always been a good person, a good Jew and a loving Grandmother; please return my grandson to me."

Just as she finishes her prayer, a huge wave crashes back on the beach, returning the young boy to his Grandmother's side.

The Grandmother begins to cry and hug the grandson she thought she would never see again.

She is overcome with joy and gratitude.

She looks once more at her grandson, then looks back at the sky and yells, "He had a hat!!!"

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