Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The Price of Silliness

Dear SJG,
We're sorry to inform you that the nice people at Care Less will no longer cover your Daily Silly Pill, the one you've been taking since birth. Why? We'll tell you why. Because we just realized it's not FDA-approved. However, if you'd like to continue taking your Daily Silly Pill, even though we have it on good authority that you're silly enough as it is, you're welcome to purchase your medication out-of-pocket at any of our terrific Care Less Pharmacies, conveniently located up and down Ventura Boulevard, at the reduced price of $400 per tablet.
Sincerely,
Care Less
Dear Care Less,
How dare you?
Insincerely,
The SJG
Dear SJG,
Because we can.
Sincerely,
Care Less

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