Coming soon to SJG-TV: "Concierge Boyfriend," a fairly naughty rom-com about four fairly naughty middle-aged gals who are tired of waiting for their too-tired-to-be-fairly naughty, middle-aged spouses to.... well, there's no nice way to put this... service their every need. And by "service their every need," the show's creator, the SJG herself, explains, "All these fun-loving, semi-arthritic gals want is for their every whim to be fulfilled. Is that too much to ask? So after numerous margaritas, the quartet, friends since they went on Birthright for Boomers in 2008, decides to hire a handsome, hunky, not to mention menschy, Concierge Boyfriend and split the fee four ways. Only they’re a little low on cash. To raise funds for their new venture, the ladies inadvertently join a very dangerous, international pedicure crime ring that robs nail salons and then resells the multi-colored gels, sinful lacquers and quick-drying polishes for triple their worth on the black market.
"Too bad the gals didn't properly vet their Concierge Boyfriend, an undercover cop who's been trying to crack this very dangerous, international pedicure crime ring ever since its diabolical leader, Prunella Danish, aka Mommy, gave birth to him in an abandoned warehouse and then abandoned him at that Opi-Juan Kenobi Orphanage. Will our quartet go to jail? Will their nails ever look the same? Will their families ever forgive them for this epic shanda?" Stay tuned for the sequel: "Concierge Boyfriend: Two Coats of Revenge."
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