Press One For Denial

Just when I thought we were done talking about Matt, Matt, Matt and Ann, Ann, Ann, the story about the jilted co-host and what part Lauer played in the debacle, rises up again in a lengthy piece in New York Magazine. "Matt never liked Ann."  "Matt wouldn't have lunch with Ann." "Matt wanted Katie back." "Matt was going to jump ship to ABC." The SJG would like to go on the record as saying, once again, that it's all about chemistry.  People either click or they don't.  You can't fake it. When it's there, it's worth millions. And even when it's not there, you still get paid millions to walk away.  So, fine, it wasn't a match made in heaven.  It was manufactured in a boardroom.  Matt needs to stop talking about it to the press.  It's a no-win, Matt.  Just hit the SJG Denial App and move on.  You remember the SJG Denial App, don't you?  One touch and here's what you get:  An unconscious defense mechanism that helps you avoid emotional conflict and anxiety!   Plus, the chance to bury all those unpleasant thoughts, feelings, desires, impulses, or facts you find intolerable!  This is the only app you'll ever need, Matt.  Just cough up $30 million, God knows you're good for it, like Yahoo paid that 17-year-old British pisher for his Summly App, and together, Matt, we can make all that guilt you keep regurgitating go away.