We'll Always Have Paris

Paris.  Sherman Oaks.  Same thing. 

"Wasn't Paris wonderful?"
"Paris?"
"We just got back from Paris."
"I just got back from walking the dog."
"In Paris?"
"Sherman Oaks."
"So you're saying we didn't just get back from Paris?"
"We didn't get back from anywhere."
"Then why do I feel jet-lagged, like I've been on a trip?"
"You traveled one hour ahead."
"And all I got was this card?"