I suspect they were learning to leap across the floor and tinkle everywhere. And even though the Pee-Pee Puppy trainers cleaned up (supposedly), it still smelled weird and funky by the time our class started -- much like Puppy Pee-Pee, a scent with which the SJG is all too familiar, thanks to a certain former puppy that shall remain nameless. (Dusty). However, the SJG squeaked and squeaked and squeaked some more, on behalf of the other dancer gals (shy, unassuming types) and refused on principle to dance in The Tinkle Zone. The SJG battle cry: "I won't dance, don't ask me." The puppies and their pee? All goney. During this unfortunate phase, which only went on for endless months, we waited like good little bitches till 5, for the other studio, and got home late for dinner, thereby annoying certain family members who wanted to eat earlier. But isn't it sweet that they waited for us? Stay with me, people. This shaggy tale is almost over. And now that I've kvetched the loudest again, we're back to 4:30 on Sundays, not 5, and I am one happy, squeaky SJG. The End. You may now return to your previously scheduled exhaustion.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Squeak Squeak, Tinkle Tinkle
I suspect they were learning to leap across the floor and tinkle everywhere. And even though the Pee-Pee Puppy trainers cleaned up (supposedly), it still smelled weird and funky by the time our class started -- much like Puppy Pee-Pee, a scent with which the SJG is all too familiar, thanks to a certain former puppy that shall remain nameless. (Dusty). However, the SJG squeaked and squeaked and squeaked some more, on behalf of the other dancer gals (shy, unassuming types) and refused on principle to dance in The Tinkle Zone. The SJG battle cry: "I won't dance, don't ask me." The puppies and their pee? All goney. During this unfortunate phase, which only went on for endless months, we waited like good little bitches till 5, for the other studio, and got home late for dinner, thereby annoying certain family members who wanted to eat earlier. But isn't it sweet that they waited for us? Stay with me, people. This shaggy tale is almost over. And now that I've kvetched the loudest again, we're back to 4:30 on Sundays, not 5, and I am one happy, squeaky SJG. The End. You may now return to your previously scheduled exhaustion.
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What exactly is the back story here. There has to be a back story.
ReplyDeleteThat's for me to now and no one else to find out.
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