Take A Cookie

"Why is patience a virtue?  Why can't 'hurry the eff up' be a virtue?"  The SJG thinks this is a great question, maybe the greatest question ever.  My whole life, they tell me, "Be patient, it'll happen."  So I take a number. I get in line.  I'm still waiting for my turn.  My feet are tired from all this standing.  And don't even get me started on my back.  I could use a nap, but then, I might lose my place.  So, universe.  Drop me a hint.  Give me a call.  Tell me:  When?