"Why is patience a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the eff up' be a virtue?"The SJG thinks this is a great question, maybe the greatest question ever. My whole life, they tell me, "Be patient, it'll happen." So I take a number. I get in line. I'm still waiting for my turn. My feet are tired from all this standing. And don't even get me started on my back. I could use a nap, but then, I might lose my place. So, universe. Drop me a hint. Give me a call. Tell me: When?